I participate in a martial arts program in which iv reached the degree of a black belt. The other day i was sparing a rather large Asian kid who repeatedly punched me in the nose (this being an illegal move in a friendly sparing match) by the seventh punch i swiftly kicked the kid in the nuts. After said kick he was on the ground for fifteen minutes. As punishment for kicking him in the nuts i had to do 50 push-ups.
-Lesson of the story: push-ups earned by hitting a fat Asian kid extremely hard in the nuts are the most fun ever-