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View Profile Foamy415
A life lived with as little effort as possible, is a life lived well.

Age 33, Male

Bum

is next to my house.

My house

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FML

Posted by Foamy415 - September 8th, 2009


I walk into a store buy a 20 dollar 6 gig flash drive and leave with a smile. as i walk to my front door (flash drive in hand) i notice a small mass rising from my gutter. Doing what any sense-able man would do i grab a stick with my open hand and begin poking it. The mass after wiggling for a moment then exploded revealing itself to be a vinegar filled water balloon that had misfired on impact and collected leaves over a period of several hours. I walk inside reaching for a towel to realize i had used my helpless flash drive as a shield to stop vinegar from hitting my eyes. Now im out 20 bucks, i smell, and im sticky.... FML

FML


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