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2009-09-08 01:28:47 by Foamy415

I walk into a store buy a 20 dollar 6 gig flash drive and leave with a smile. as i walk to my front door (flash drive in hand) i notice a small mass rising from my gutter. Doing what any sense-able man would do i grab a stick with my open hand and begin poking it. The mass after wiggling for a moment then exploded revealing itself to be a vinegar filled water balloon that had misfired on impact and collected leaves over a period of several hours. I walk inside reaching for a towel to realize i had used my helpless flash drive as a shield to stop vinegar from hitting my eyes. Now im out 20 bucks, i smell, and im sticky.... FML



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