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I participate in a martial arts program in which iv reached the degree of a black belt. The other day i was sparing a rather large Asian kid who repeatedly punched me in the nose (this being an illegal move in a friendly sparing match) by the seventh punch i swiftly kicked the kid in the nuts. After said kick he was on the ground for fifteen minutes. As punishment for kicking him in the nuts i had to do 50 push-ups.
-Lesson of the story: push-ups earned by hitting a fat Asian kid extremely hard in the nuts are the most fun ever-

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Nov. 9, 2009 | 10:26 PM zerogeass says:

EPIC VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov. 9, 2009 | 10:38 PM Foamy415 responds:

Epic is a suiting word for said event.

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Nov. 9, 2009 | 11:24 PM Foamy415 responds:

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